One day,
Jesus was walking with his disciples in a wilderness, all the disciples were
very tired and hungry due to the day's
stress. So, Jesus
ordered his disciples to pick up a stone each. (the
disciples didn't understand but complied). Judas was so angry and hungry and so, he picked up a very small pebble, whilst the other disciples picked up big stones, after sometime, Jesus commanded each disciple's stone to turn to bread, except Judas' whose small pebble turned to dough-nut, Judas became very angry as he watched the other disciples eat their huge loaves of bread. Later in the evening, they were still on the wilderness hungry, and Jesus ordered his disciples to pick up a stone each again and this time, Judas went to carry a huge rock. Jesus ordered them to sit on their stones to listen to the evening sermon, ''I got to sell this guy!'' Judas whispered.
disciples didn't understand but complied). Judas was so angry and hungry and so, he picked up a very small pebble, whilst the other disciples picked up big stones, after sometime, Jesus commanded each disciple's stone to turn to bread, except Judas' whose small pebble turned to dough-nut, Judas became very angry as he watched the other disciples eat their huge loaves of bread. Later in the evening, they were still on the wilderness hungry, and Jesus ordered his disciples to pick up a stone each again and this time, Judas went to carry a huge rock. Jesus ordered them to sit on their stones to listen to the evening sermon, ''I got to sell this guy!'' Judas whispered.
A pastor enters a taxi..........
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn
off the radio
because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the Jesus, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ...
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The pastor asks him: “What are you doing man?”
The cabby answers: “In the time of Jesus there were no
taxis. So get out and wait for a
camel or donkey....LMAO
because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the Jesus, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ...
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The pastor asks him: “What are you doing man?”
The cabby answers: “In the time of Jesus there were no
taxis. So get out and wait for a
camel or donkey....LMAO
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