JOKES GALORE!!

Akpors was fond of puttn
his
wife photo inhis wallet
so one day d wife asked
Him
Wife:Y z my foto always in
ur
wallet
Akpors: wen am in
trouble...i
just look atit and d
problem
disappears
Wife:hmm...do u c how
miraculous i am in ur life?
Akpors:...I just look ur
picture and say to my self
"wat problem could be
bigger
dan this"?..

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just for laughs 

Statuses we would be updating on FB,
Twitter and BBM if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and
Abraham:

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned
into a pillar of salt #shaking#

2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here i
come..

3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's
ark, the view here is fantastic.. But this
Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noah's
voyage#

4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai. some                                                   

miracles going on here..
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they
ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that?
#smh#

6. Jacob's status: Things we do for
love, cant believe i served her father for
14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel

7. Some people are so cruel hey.
Cain how do u kill your own brother?
RIP
Abel

8. One of Jesus' disciples post :Wat a
long day.. Walking and preaching the
gospel.
Now chilling with my brothers. These
guys
are funny..(LLP) Laughing Like
Pharaoh..

Gm
#dee changed