JOKES

AKPORS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident...
He's bleeding from d nose and
ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!

OPERATOR: Where is ur location?

AKPORS: Gba--ja-bia--mi la Street.

OPERATOR: Please, spell d Gbajabiamila pls.
[minutes of silence]

OPERATOR: Are you there?
[Still silent]

OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!?

AKPORS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so sorry for d delay. I couldn't spell
Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now?

One word for Akpors?