JOKE

An American was visiting Ghana for the first time, so he boarded a taxi from the airport to his hotel, on the way the American saw a beautiful building and asked the driver, "how long did it take to build such beautiful building", the driver was proud of his country and said 6 years, the American replied"nonsense, in my country it will take 6 months to build same building".

They passed by another huge building, the american asked again, "how many years did it take to build the house", the driver replied "2 years", to his shock again the american said,"rubbish, it takes just 2 months to build same building in my country".

They finally passed the National Stadium, and the american was amazed, he asked how long did it take to build such magnificent structure,the driver just looked at him and said "Oga, I don't know o! cos when I passed here this morning, the building wasn't there".

JOKES

AKPORS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident...
He's bleeding from d nose and
ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!

OPERATOR: Where is ur location?

AKPORS: Gba--ja-bia--mi la Street.

OPERATOR: Please, spell d Gbajabiamila pls.
[minutes of silence]

OPERATOR: Are you there?
[Still silent]

OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!?

AKPORS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so sorry for d delay. I couldn't spell
Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now?

One word for Akpors?

JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!

One day, Jesus was walking with his disciples in a wilderness, all the disciples were very tired and hungry due to the day's stress. So, Jesus ordered his disciples to pick up a stone each. (the
disciples didn't understand but complied). Judas was so angry and hungry and so, he picked up a very small pebble, whilst the other disciples picked up big stones, after sometime, Jesus commanded each disciple's stone to turn to bread, except Judas' whose small pebble turned to dough-nut, Judas became very angry as he watched the other disciples eat their huge loaves of bread. Later in the evening, they were still on the wilderness hungry, and Jesus ordered his disciples to pick up a stone each again and this time, Judas went to carry a huge rock. Jesus ordered them to sit on their stones to listen to the evening sermon, ''I got to sell this guy!'' Judas whispered.

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 A pastor enters a taxi..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio
because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the Jesus, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ...
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The pastor asks him: “What are you doing man?”
The cabby answers: “In the time of Jesus there were no
taxis. So get out and wait for a
camel or donkey....LMAO

JOKES!!

One Sunday an armed robbery gang entered a church and started closing windows and doors.
They told the congregation they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order.

They then approached the Rev. and asked - what is your name?

Rev: Zackariah Zmith,

Robbers: Lucky you

Pianist: Zemanuel Zwilliams - but one of the ushers is over there. Her name is Abigail Annany

Abigail: You liar, the usher replies, my name is Zzzzabigail Zzzannany

What will be your name if you were a member of this church? Over to you